Confessions On A Dance Floor

Yesterday was great. I met up with Buzzy, Sonia and Sham and we all headed off to the Royal Selangor Club (RSC) in/near/next to Dataran Merdeka. We wanted to catch up with Buzzy, it had been a long time since we saw her. We were all laughs till we said goodbye. It was wonderful to see her. She lost weight. The food in RSC was scrumptious. I had been dying to have the lamb chop.

We had to leave Buzzy around 2pm, because of the call of tuition. Sonia and I missed last weeks tuition and we were not about to miss this weeks one too. Although I barely understood what sir was talking about, I never dozed off ! At least there's no guilt for missing tuition lingering within me anymore.

Later in the day, at about 8pm, Thiru picked me up so we all can meet Sonia at her house. We were going clubbing ! Wooo Hooo ! So long since I had been on a dance floor. All in all, there were about 6 of us; Thiru, Jana, Kash, Sonia, Sham and I.

We had dinner at Modestos in Jalan Ampang ( whilst watching the opening ceremony of the World Cup - lots of funnily dressed people ! Haha ! ). Then we headed off to Rum Jungle. The place was renovated, they had many sections created now ( I forgot which area was called what ! ).

Let me explain to you people the types of people you'll meet on the dance floor;

1. The Gay Men; *There are some who can't dance ( you see them sticking their long arms here and there, whacking everything insight ! - Caution ! Bring extra padding when encountering these people. They also make funny nonsensical noises when songs are played ) *There are also those who can dance but keep to themselves. *And there are those who go around trying to seduce every male. ( They just come right up and dance with you, and if they mix with the gay men who can't dance, they will also join in making funny noises !!! )
2. The Transvestites, There are two types; *Some just stick to the dance floor dancing with women only ( you might mistaken them for lesbians ) * And there are some who just hang out at the bar waiting for some guy to have fun with, on the dance floor and ... in bed !
3. The Drunken Old Lady; She is the type who comes with the same aged boyfriend who never gets drunk ( but she gets drunk even before 11pm ), then looses total control of herself ( boyfriend leaves without her by this time ), and so she continues dancing with 'The Horny White Men', almost having sex on the dance floor ( Gosh ! Grow Up ! ).
4. The Horny White Men; They are the guys who pick girls up at the bar or on the dance floor and start dirty dancing with them ( they initiate dry humping [ it means dry meraba-raba/sex ] on the dance floor infront of everybody, but is ignored anyways ).
5. The Horny African Men; They are the type who think they are so hot that they can get into any woman's pants. They first start sweet talking, then move on to dancing, and then try to bed the woman they got hold off.
6. The High Class Prostitutes; They are legal prostitutes ( I think ? ) who seduce the 'Horny White Men' or 'Horny African Men' to get money. They also perform on the stage with 'The Live Band' to promote themselves.
7. The Live Band; There's always one person who can't sing. In my case, the female vocalist was horrible ! She tried belting out Beyonce and a whole lot of Shakira songs. My ears were bleeding ! Sonia and I hated her style, she couldn't even get the crowd going ! The rest of the band was great !
8. The Businessmen; They are the types who just want to hang out with colleagues to have fun. ( they are the OK people )
9. The Guy Who Thinks He's Hot; There was this guy who squeezed Sonia's hand while she was heading for the dance floor, thinking she would go after him. He did it so fast, we lost him in the crowd ! ( She didn't go after him ! Though, she wanted to kick his ass !!! )
10. The Fat Women; When they start dancing, GET OUT OF THE WAY !!! They move here and there blindly knocking everyone ! They also seem to have the best dance moves but don't realize that they block and knock everything insight !!!
11. The Bitches; They bitch stare at any other girl who is hotter than them. They even try showing off their dance moves with their boyfriends to start a bitch fight. Sonia and I showed them !!! Nobody can beat us !
12. The French Kissing Couple; This is the couple who French kisses every 5 seconds ( when they're drinking, when they're dancing, when they're talking to other people !!! )
13. The Bitch Who Is Proud Of Her Boyfriend; Also the 'French Kissing Couple'. She can't dance ! Keeps rubbing every part of her boyfriend. She is so proud of him ! ( The boyfriend was muscular built and according to Sonia was good looking - I thought his face was a bit smashed ??? !!! ). Her mini skirt looked like it was going to tear at any moment.
14. The 'I'm Hot' Gang; This is a bunch of some hot and not so hot girls who stand together and do nothing but look around !!! ( What's the point of coming then ??? )

There are much more different characters on the dance floor but this were the people I saw last night. Sonia and had a great time dancing through every song. We ended out night with the last dance to Madonna's song Hung Up.

The dance floor was packed, and it was hot which made it all the better ( I know what you're thinking and it's not like that ! ).

I reached home at about 2.20am and woke today at 12.30pm ! The latest I've woken up to in this year ! ... I needed to loosen up and last night proved to be the cure .

We also watched the whole football game on wide screen TV whilst dancing. Everytime a goal was scored either by Germany or Costa Rica, a bell would be rung and people would be cheering ! I was rooting for Germany ! Needless to say, Germany won !

*when the first goal was scored ( by Germany might I add ), Shakira's Hips Don't Lie ( Bamboo Remix ) was played on the dancefloor !*

-conRad-